Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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