At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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