Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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