Do vagina's smell?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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