Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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