what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My ass is underappreciated
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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