Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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