Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
