does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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