My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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