You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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