I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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