aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think my moral compass just broke
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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