Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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