wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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