I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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