I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
