I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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