why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just gift wrapped bread.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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