I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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