yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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