I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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