did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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