Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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