I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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