I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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