wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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