there was a trapeze. enough said
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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