sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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