i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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