he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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