there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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