Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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