i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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