Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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