It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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