We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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