Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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