Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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