yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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