I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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