P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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