does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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