Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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