Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
