Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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