who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We named our party play list daddy issues
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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