It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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