Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You're like the curious george of whores
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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