That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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