why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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