i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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