Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm at about main and main street
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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