never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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