youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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