I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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