This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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