I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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